- parents: I'm in a bad mood I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.
- parents: and then yell at them for being in a bad mood.
windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh